Indian in Thought!

Fifteen(15) thoughts, words and actions of most Indians…

  1. Oh, you are an MLA? You must be corrupt.
  2. Oh, you are in the government? You are corrupt and lazy.
  3. Did you just say the word ‘sex’? What are you, a foreigner?
  4. North Indians: Are Telugu, Kannada, Tamil and Malayalam that different?
  5. South Indians: Are Punjabi, Gujarati, Marwadi, and Bengali that different?
  6. Government plans something new? They will get their cut.
  7. After completing high school, if you are not pursuing medical or engineering streams, you must have got low marks.
  8. After completing engineering/ medical, you must go abroad and study. Anywhere, any college is fine, though; as long as it is abroad.
  9. We all want to be Americans, because apparently we are not cool, and they are.
  10. The fairer you are, the better person you are. The darker you are, the more chances of you being a rowdy.
  11. (At the Mall) This is ₹ 300? I can get it at the shop close to my house for ₹200. (Goes to the local shop) To shop keeper: I will give only ₹ 150; reasonable price is ₹ 150 only!
  12. Everyday: Congress is corrupt! Oust them! During Elections: Vote all the Congressmen into power!
  13. One doesn’t simply obey traffic laws. One way? Oh, it’s just a short distance… Red Signal? Look for Policeman, if none, go…
  14. Two youngsters of opposite gender, together in a coffee shop? The next generation is descending into lawlessness.
  15. Marriage? Class 1 male: Fair guy working abroad, Class 1 female: Fair girl who doesn’t work… Wait; choosing your own husband/wife? What are you, a foreigner?

See you ’round!

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